Sun, 21 Feb 2010, 9:42pm by
DAD
......Last Updated 3/9/10..
Ski-O at Mt Bachelor nordic area, near Bend OR
Mar 14 2010 ....sort of like a ski hash only different
We're set for a ski orienteering event on the Nordic trails at Mt. Bachelor. Registration will open at 9 am at the Nordic center, with the starts from 10 a.m. to noon. All participants are requested to finish their courses by 2 p.m.
**Please Note: Daylight Savings Time begins on Sunday, so plan your time accordingly.
Beginner orienteering instruction will be available as needed in the morning.
There will be three courses:
Short (beginner/intermediate skiers) - ~3 km
Medium (intermediate skiers) - ~7 km
Long (intermediate/advanced skiers) - ~10 km
A few trails will be marked as one-way. Other than that, you are free to go off-trail. Snowshoes are also allowed.
Top "Hare Raisers" to date!
Steeple - 15
Dad - 11.5
Half Pint - 9
A. Depantsed - 7
Check Back Bastard - 5
Sucks to be Last - 6
Couldn't F#*ing Stop - 3
Cheap Trick - 2
Pussy Snatcher - 2
High Crotch - 2
Steeple 2 - 2
Honerable mention with one (1) hare each:
Just Teague, John Hashcroft, I rubbed A Rod, , Pole Peddle Pussy, Butt Paste, Butt Tap, Wettin' the Hole, Couger Sex, .
Next Hash Folks!:....
What: Drunken Leprechaun Hash
When: St. Patty's Day (Wednesday)- huge violation if you don't know that's March 17th
Time: 5:30pm (sunset @ 7:16)
Where: Troy Field (you know....the Dog Park)
Hares: STBL & Steeple
Trail: A-A'
What to Wear: green (duh)
What to Bring: we'll think of something good along with $5 hash cash and the other usual stuff
On-after: D&D for corned beef and cabbage (Half Pint reports it's the place to go)
On-on laddies!
Horse Butte Dog Hash.
March 31st. That's a Wednesday. Bring your best friend and a virgin hasher. Daylite savings time will be on and the beer will be the best. DAD will hare and we'll give him a 2 minute head start!. More details to follow soon! ON ON!!!!
July 24th Odell Lake Hash
Mark you calanders and take off for a long weekend. We camp at the campground near Odell Lake Lodge (CF Stop usually makes arrangements). Odell lake 5 mile kayak race starts Sat the 24th at 11:00am (for those who are interested)....BBQ on the porch and music all weekend by The Pitch Tones. Hash usually starts late afternoon on the 24th (4:05pm ish) at the campsite. "Dad" brings his boat for fishing for Kokonee and Mackinaw's....details to follow as we get closer...... We usually drink a lot of Mojitas on top of the beer keg.....
Sat Aug 7th
"Ball and Chain Hash"
time 4:00pm....Location TBD...Dad and Half Pint are hares
Clear Lake Hash
Wed Aug 11th
Details to follow
How sweet!...this is where Steeple proposed to Steeple 2!
Hobbit Trail Hash
Friday Aug 13th...4:00pm
Someplace over by the coast North of Florance
Questions or Interested in haring?....e-mail.... cmavis@deschutesbrewery.com ( Half Pint!)
......Last Updated 2/17/10..
Record turnout at The Wine Slog....Dad got the fire going so all was well till the "white nuckle" ride downhill to the car after haveing a few.....
Top "Hare Raisers" to date!
Steeple - 14
Dad - 11.5
Half Pint - 9
A. Depantsed - 7
Check Back Bastard - 5
Sucks to be Last - 6
Couldn't F#*ing Stop - 3
Cheap Trick - 2
Pussy Snatcher - 2
High Crotch - 2
Honerable mention with one (1) hare each:
Just Teague, John Hashcroft, I rubbed A Rod, , Pole Peddle Pussy, Butt Paste, Butt Tap, Wettin' the Hole, Couger Sex, Steeple 2.
Next Hash Folks!:....
PUZZLED HEADLAMP HASH (another Steeple production....Jeez)
When: Wed, February 24th (new date) @ 6pm
Where: Drake Park (Meet by the ladies bathroom)
Trail: A-A'
What to Bring: $5 hash cash, ID, extra cash for a BC or two, headlamp, writing utensil
What: Drunken Leprechaun Hash
When: St. Patty's Day (Wednesday)- huge violation if you don't know that's March 17th
Time: 5:30pm (sunset @ 7:16)
Where: TBA
Hares: STBL & Steeple
Trail: A-A'
What to Wear: green (duh)
What to Bring: we'll think of something good along with $5 hash cash and the other usual stuff
On-after: D&D for corned beef and cabbage (Half Pint reports it's the place to go)
On-on laddies!
July 24th Odell Lake Hash
Mark you calanders and take off for a long weekend. We camp at the campground near Odell Lake Lodge (CF Stop usually makes arrangements). Odell lake 5 mile kayak race starts Sat the 24th at 11:00am (for those who are interested)....BBQ on the porch and music all weekend by The Pitch Tones. Hash usually starts late afternoon on the 24th (4:05pm ish) at the campsite. "Dad" brings his boat for fishing for Kokonee and Mackinaw's....details to follow as we get closer......
Sat Aug 7th
"Ball and Chain Hash"
time 4:00pm....Location TBD
Clear Lake Hash
Wed Aug 11th
Details to follow
How sweet!...this is where Steeple proposed to Steeple 2!
Hobbit Trail Hash
Friday Aug 13th...4:00pm
Someplace over by the coast North of Florance
Questions or Interested in haring?....e-mail.... cr_mavis@mac.com ( Half Pint!)
Hash shirt design is complete....currently taking orders.....$20 cheap!
April Mountain Bike Hash in the planning stages...keep posted!
NEXT HASH!!!
A certified and santioned 4.28 true trail by IOHW will kick off the Spring hash Season. Sawyer Park on OB Rielly Rd.
March 18th Wednesday a 5:30pm start right after work. 5:30pm compass instruction, 5:40pm Hare away, 5:52 and 11 seconds hounds away.
1st week night hash of the year. NEW COMMERS (VIRGINS) WELCOME....Chili feed at end.
"The Billy Goat Hash". "Rule Book" haring this spring extravaganza with many surprises and entertainment on trail. Bing a compass as some (not all) checks may require a compass bearing to get on-trail. If you don't have a compass, you'll have to run with a hasher with one....Study your Boy Scout manual....a brief tutorial will be given prior to the event on compass usage and navigation so don't be too concerned if your not up to snuff on your compass skills. $5.00 hash cash for refreshments. A-C trail (don't you know what that means?)...There will be entertainment for all on-trail for this hash and possiblility of some music at the post hash if CF Stop brings his ax.
Location - Sawyer Park parking lot on OB Rielly Rd
....Hashing in it's purest form....a single live hare!....On-On
Tuesday, March 31st. Wile Wabbit, aka Ab, will live hare, possibly with help. Meet at Ponderosa Elementary. Park on the south end on the dirt. About 4 miles to run with one BC plus lots of fun chasing the Wabbit. This hash is all dirt or gravel at the Pine Nursery. No activities on the school grounds. 6pm start. Directions are easy. Head east on Butler Mkt road. Turn left on Purcell. 1/2 mile on right is the school. Please bring 5 dollars hash cash and a smile. RSVP to the Forum
Friday April 3rd 6:00pm
Come listen to "Rule Books" band at the Spring Art Hop at The Foot Zone downtown Bend ("Bare Roots"- Bluegrass, Americana, Roots Music)....Rulebooks 39th Birthday's celebration....wine provided!...all of Bend invited...jeez!
Interested in haring????? contact cr_mavis@mac.com
Saturday Feb 7th
"Really Badlands Hash"
LIVE MUSIC!!...can't beat that!!
$5.00 HASH CASH PLUS TIP THE BAND
5.8 MILES TRUE TRAIL...GONG TO GIVE I rubbed Arod a run for his money!
Snacks after ward......
Location - We will meet on the corner of Mustang Rd. and Mustang Ct. in Cimarron City, about 10 miles east of Bend. There is ample parking on the side of the roads there. To get there go east on HWY 20 to the Powell Butte Hwy, turn left and follow past the Bend Airport (about 3 miles) continue to McGrath Rd the first right past the airport and turn right. Go 1 1/2 miles to Chaparrel and turn left go 3/4 miles to Tumbleweed Ct and take a right. Continue a quarter mile to the stop sign at Mustang Rd. Turn left and go 100yds and on the right you will see Mustang Ct. Bring a cell phone and call me at 419-9319 if you get lost and of course car pool if you can. Try and RSVP on this site if you can. More info to follow.
Time is 2:30pm sharp
"CF Stop" will be the hare (formarly El Pato)
Bring your satilite phones and snake bit kits!
Tuesday Feb 17th, 5:00pm
Virginia Meisner sno park
Wine and Cheese slog down! ski out to shooting Star shelter and partake in the necture of the gods. Bring your own wine or beer and plan on contributing to the hourdourves or cheese. Steeple will get the fire going early!
Low key, ski and inhib.....AB will provide the entertainment!.....see Forum for Details....all welcome...
March 1st "Runs for Suds Hash"
Details to follow
Excellent turnout for the Hare of the Dog hash!...14 total with 3 Virgins.... If your interested in being a Hare for a February hash, contact me at cr_mavis@mac.com The below XC ski hash hit "The Bulletin" and we expect a record crowd for Steeple Chaser's event.....On On....."Rule book"
The XC Ski Hash date is Tuesday, January 13th close to the full moon. It's also a day that Meissner grooms. In addition, it was also decided that in order to utilize as many of the trails out there as possible, this will be a CLASSIC ski hash rather than skate or classic since it's a small # of trails that are groomed for skating.
Here's the lowdown:
XC Ski Hash Details
When: Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 @ 6:00pm
Where: Virginia Meissner Sno-Park 14 miles east of Bend
Who: Anyone and everyone welcum (21 and over only!)
What to Bring: Sno-Park Permit*, $5 hash cash, headlamp, warm clothes, skis, ski gear
*While they may not be patrolling the parking lot at 6pm on a Thursday night, a Sno-Park Permit is legally required to park at Meissner so it’s up to you if you want to roll the dice or not!
Details
At 6:00pm, the hares should start looking at all trails leaving from the parking lot for an arrow. There will be one arrow located 50-100 yards into the “true trail” so follow that trail.
On true trail, arrows will be used sporadically and spaced out at 100+ yard intervals. Between arrows, remain on the groomed trail. The entirety of this hash will take place on groomed trails.
At intersections, you will find check marks (“O”). From check marks, drops of flour will be used to mark possible trails. False trails will be marked clearly with “YBF.” If you see a “YBF” in the trail, return to the check mark and look for true trail.
When you come across “BN” in the trail, it means you are close to a beer check so you should soon arrive upon a “BC” on true trail. When you see “BC” you are at a beer check. Beer checks will be obvious.
When you see “ON-IN!” then return to the parking lot for some post-hash celebrating.
January 2009 Hash Events
"Hare of the Dog Hash"
Please note: This hash will be a sanctioned hash with rules strictly enforced and certified by the IOHW. (International order of Hashing Wankers)
Stay up and come right from the party!....Rum Totties served for Breakfast!
Date: Thursday New Years day Jan 1st
Where: Farewell Bend park
Time 10:00 am
Hare: "Rule Book" and Just Shawn (The Ragin' Cajun!)
A-A trail, $5.00 hash cash. RSVP to Forum!
Hares leave at 10:10am.....the hounds follow 12 minutes later and walk 1 minute prior to the chase.
The XC Ski Hash date has been moved to Tuesday, January 13th since that date is closer to the full moon. It's also a day that Meissner grooms. In addition, it was also decided that in order to utilize as many of the trails out there as possible, this will be a CLASSIC ski hash rather than skate or classic since it's a small # of trails that are groomed for skating.
Here's the lowdown:
XC Ski Hash Details
When: Tuesday, January 13th, 2009 @ 6:00pm
Where: Virginia Meissner Sno-Park 14 miles east of Bend
Who: Anyone and everyone welcum (21 and over only!)
What to Bring: Sno-Park Permit*, $5 hash cash, headlamp, warm clothes, skis, ski gear
*While they may not be patrolling the parking lot at 6pm on a Thursday night, a Sno-Park Permit is legally required to park at Meissner so it’s up to you if you want to roll the dice or not!
Details
At 6:00pm, the hares should start looking at all trails leaving from the parking lot for an arrow. There will be one arrow located 50-100 yards into the “true trail” so follow that trail.
On true trail, arrows will be used sporadically and spaced out at 100+ yard intervals. Between arrows, remain on the groomed trail. The entirety of this hash will take place on groomed trails.
At intersections, you will find check marks (“O”). From check marks, drops of flour will be used to mark possible trails. False trails will be marked clearly with “YBF.” If you see a “YBF” in the trail, return to the check mark and look for true trail.
When you come across “BN” in the trail, it means you are close to a beer check so you should soon arrive upon a “BC” on true trail. When you see “BC” you are at a beer check. Beer checks will be obvious.
When you see “ON-IN!” then return to the parking lot for some post-hash celebrating.
"HASHING ON THE EAST SIDE"
(sung to the limerrick "There once was a do it yourselfer named Alice")
"Runs4Suds" has got an outstanding hash set up with details below the week after!
Hashing on the Eastside, Saturday, Dec 20th. Rain, Sleet or Snow
Show up at 2:00pm at the Reed Pub, corner of Reed Market Rd and SE
Centennial Ct.
This will be a 5.3 mi.true trail, A-A with one BC
5$ Hash cash please
RSVP appreciated so we can have enough suds at the BC ....I guess he means to RSVP on the forum
Wankers…….The Steeple chaser hash on Sunday the 7th provided more entertainment that we expected……first off the pack was able to smoke thru the first several checks pretty fast to gain on the Hares. After a brief run on tour thru the homeless (tent city) section the FRB’s spotted one Hare (Just Danny) and proceeded with chase. Just Danny took off for a ½ mile sprint to elude them but probably was 50’ from being “De-pantsed”…..the rest of the hounds stayed at the beer check which was 20’ from a homeless man’s camp (I think we woke him up)……from there it was on to the top of Overturf Butte to the next beer check….the hounds almost gave up after 25 minutes spent look for the beer when Just Amy spotted some plastic…..a false alarm as it was a shard left over from a homeless tent….thus she was named “Premature Beercheckulation”….a few minutes later the beer was found….On-on down thru town which ended up at Bend Brewing and toasting ANOTHER Shitty trail by Steeplechaser and “Almost De-pantsed”…….stay tuned for Hash dates cumming up.
Interested in Haring?.....e-mail me at cr_mavis@mac.com
“Rule Book”
NEXT UP!......
Were told that "Steeple Chaser" has got a Shitty trail lined up for next weekend...don't miss this one!
Steeplechaser Hash
When: Sunday, December 7th: 2:00pm sharp Hares Away, 2:12pm Hounds Walk, 2:15pm Hounds start the 'chase
Where: Drake Park (meet by the bathrooms)
Who: Cum one, cum all
What to bring: $5 hash cash, chalk optional but could cum in hand-y to help out your fellow hashers
Hares: Roadrunner, Steeplechaser,
Hash Details: ~5 miles and as XC season comes to a close, parts of this hash will be in the true spirit of cross country (so you know what you're getting yourself into after I Rubbed ARod's 7-8+ mile jaunt threw us for a loop), A-A' meaning the hash will end within walking distance of where it begins, Not 1 but 2 BEER CHECKS!, 2 Whichy-ways.
Interested in Haring in the future ???....e-mail me at
cr_mavis@mac.com
On-On..."Rulebook"
Date - Nov 15th
Place - Silver Moon Brew Pub (you know where it is)
Time 3:30pm
Hare - Ass Backwards
I was told there will be many beer stops and other aviance to add to the scenic splender of this "trot".......
Welcome all you Wankers to the new website!....We're finally off the ground on our own! Please contact me at the below e-mail if your interested in being a Hare for a future event. As we lose light going into the winter, the Hash's will be run on weekend afternoons and then will return to weeknights in the Spring.
Up and cumming hashes will include the "All dress" hash and "Map and compass hash". We'll also get a club long sleeve shirt order in this Winter... more to follow.
We need someone to design the club logo which will go on the website as well as the shirts so let's see some examples you "artists" out there!
Many thanks to those who help got things going... Teague (Grand Haberdasher Extraordinaire), and Chris (Boy Wonder) Website logistics.
Next up-> October (Hollow weenie) Hash
Folks... this hash will have a "live" hare which gets a 12 minute head start over the pack... this means if the hare gets caught, he gets de-pants on the spot... ladies!
Location: West Side Safeway on 14th ave
Date: Saturday Oct 25th at 4:00PM sharp, Hares away at 4:05, Pack leaves at 4:17pm
Hare: "I Rubbed ARod"
Hash Cash: 5$
November "Choke the gobbler" Hash (Gents, bring your gobbler!)
Location: TBD
Date: Saturday Nov 15th at 3:30pm
Hare: "Ass Backwards"
On-On
"Rule Book"
cr_mavis@mac.com